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# joys of being a country bumpkin
drinking cider and cow tipping

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# ha ha!
Woo!

Plus, sticking fireworks into cowpats. Don't forget that.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# and sticking fireworks into cows
don't forget that either
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# who could
forget that?!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I'd imagine
the cow would quite like to
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice picture!

Woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Jesus...
Looks more like "Begbie" from Trainspotting style cow tipping
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# More cows need to be tipped.
There are far too many upright ones.


phew!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# my cow
only has two legs. so he was asking for it really
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# cheeky little blighters, those 2-legged cows.
...always trying to balance in an unfeasible manner.


phew!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Yeah, I mean what sort of stupid fucking animal has only two legs?
Stupid fucking bipeds, thats who!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Sheep only have two legs
plus two shoulders

(according to my local butcher, anyway)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# it disgusts me how the use their udders as a prop

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# my cow
has no udders :(
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Oh noes!
How does it smell?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Damn you!
awful!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# i saw that
coming
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Awful!
damn you too!

Ah but you didn't see that coming, did you tweeny?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# alas
i did not.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)