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# Hello Mr M.
Did anything come of your burgularmazation?

Did they catch the pikey gets?

Is the family OK?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# nothing much happened
the police said, "get more locks" and we did.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Police:
Collecting data and stating the obvious since 1785.



actually, I have a lot of respect for the pigs
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# blimey. I've never actually thought to myself, "what do I think of the police?"
Er.. I wouldn't like to do their job, and they've been mostly useless (if polite and friendly) in most of my dealings with them.

FUCK THE POLICE. RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Polite but useless
Yup. Pretty much how they've been with me over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# "Polite, friendly and mostly useless"
Should be their motto.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:37, archived)
# How will letting your hair grow help?
Copyright Dave the Hat 1984
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)