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# Been think of this all day!


Sorry about it being small and fast - all has been noted - i hope this is better!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# too fast too small*
*excuses

too lazy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# are
you my missus?
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# No I was found 2 weeks ago
call off the search
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# If we keep looking
we might find a newer model.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about.
I'll bet you're just out of warranty too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Slowerer!
Legibiler!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Can't.. read.. fast.. enough..
Slooooooow it down
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# When adding text to an animation,
allow enough time to read the whole of the text slowly once and halfway through again.


/proffessional animator tip (from a professional animator, not me.)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# that's too slow and too big
however, I'm a house fly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# have you been smoking something you shouldn't've?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Hello Mr M.
Did anything come of your burgularmazation?

Did they catch the pikey gets?

Is the family OK?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# nothing much happened
the police said, "get more locks" and we did.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Police:
Collecting data and stating the obvious since 1785.



actually, I have a lot of respect for the pigs
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# blimey. I've never actually thought to myself, "what do I think of the police?"
Er.. I wouldn't like to do their job, and they've been mostly useless (if polite and friendly) in most of my dealings with them.

FUCK THE POLICE. RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Polite but useless
Yup. Pretty much how they've been with me over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# "Polite, friendly and mostly useless"
Should be their motto.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:37, archived)
# How will letting your hair grow help?
Copyright Dave the Hat 1984
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)