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# any moisturise works as a lubricant
and on the topic - don't use WD40

also - you just wanted to use the word 'emolient' - didn't you? Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:22, archived)
# or deep heat for that matter........
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Have you heard the technique for being doubly sure about a condom if you are fucking a bird who might have AIDS?
Put a condom on, cover it in deep heat, then put another condom over the top. If either splits, you'll soon know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:28, archived)
# errr
just don't fuck her!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# That's discrimination
which is bad and illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Very good
*has had ralgex on his testicles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# theres
nothing quite like that 'sweet jesus why in god's name did i ever try that?????' feeling when you put deep heat somewhere sensitive
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Or teatree Original Source stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:32, archived)
# the mint shampoo is fucking lethal
I couldn't open my eyes for an hour after using it
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:35, archived)
# By god it gets you clean though
In a similar way to domestos.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)