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# This little fella keeps stalking me



See also here for past examples of scary pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Do crows eat pigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Probably
*likes crows best of all the 'animals'*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# I like Cows and Tortoises.
You know that bliss can never be boy gay, don't you?

Bliss is a shitty shop for plastering middle aged trouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# thats very well done
and good 'ning, sexy lady.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# 'ning sir!

...but actually it really is just a photo (taken backwards out of an attic window, and in good ol' British weather)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# well shot there!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Taken backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# see below
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# *looks below*
*doesn't understand backwards photography*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# yeah, it was above my window so I had to lean out backwards to get a photo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Ah
I now understand!
Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# It wants to fuck you
hard in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
#
don't we all That's a terribly rude thing to say!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Hey if it wanted to fuck me hard in the arse i would let it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# well volunteered!
*gets lube*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# fuck me good and hard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# There is only one pigeon
but it has the ability to appear in many millions of places at the same time.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# It most likely is the same pigeon here
There are three of them that basically spend their day circling my flat, but only one really comes up to the windows and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# You haev to watch out for stalkers
They're nearly ALWAYS dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# evening sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# 'lo
only here for a mo . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# me too
off for a quiet pint with family people in a mo. You well?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# *pounces*
'ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Oof!
me dinner . . .

*enjoys*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# That's one sinister pigeon
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)