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The back of my eyeballs have been aching all day.
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Pelle ghola ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:15,
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easter island?
the right-hand side of my chest has ached for about a fortnight. one more week, and i'll go to the doctors.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:17,
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If this is medical complaints hour, let me add this:
I've had bad stomach aches, nausea and sickness for a fortnight now.
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CaroWallis ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:18,
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*alarm goes off and red light starts flashing*
PREGNANT! PREGNANT!
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100% of Gibbon ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:19,
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but she told me she only takes it up the shitter
*ponders
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mongychops ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:21,
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That's a lie, and you know it.
I said "I'll take that drink, danke bitte".
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CaroWallis ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:23,
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there she said it again
your worship
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mongychops ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:26,
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I doubt this.
But if I was, it'd help, cos I'd KNOW what was up. So to speak.
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CaroWallis ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:22,
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ha ha ha ha
christ.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:23,
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Could be, could be.
I could be the next Mary. Except for one minor difference.
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CaroWallis ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:26,
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you wouldn't spend christmas eve in a stable?
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100% of Gibbon ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:29,
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It's amusing you should say that.
As I have done just that. My parents did a barn conversion when I was young, and it wasn't quite done by Christmas. It was quite fun, as I recall. /Caroline autobiography.
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CaroWallis ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:31,
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Well....
My bum hurts, and i just did a massive poo.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:20,
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100% of Gibbon ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:23,
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Thank you for sharing that!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:23,
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Hullo you
I have a tongue ulcer - I bit my tongue a couple of days ago, and it's swelled up. Muchos pain. On a lighter note, our mutal friend Tasha McTashtash is coming to see me tomorrow. Yay!
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Fido Dido ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:31,
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Hello sweety - long time no chatter!
And yay for Tash. Send her my love. Jo works at the Hub now, with me, sometimes! /Lincolnshire people's IMs.
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CaroWallis ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:32,
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Wow.
Thats very bleak. I like it, woo.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:18,
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Stern looking
Woo
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Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:20,
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i like your style, sir.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:21,
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try pulling you reyelid down as far as it will go
...and then blowing your nose
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chimp-donk Sink the Rock ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:22,
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what the heck was that from again?
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:25,
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I have no fucking idea
it just popped in my head just then
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chimp-donk Sink the Rock ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:26,
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i'm pretty sure it's from an advert.
but which one? *ponders*
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:31,
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yeah
think it was an advert early 90s
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chimp-donk Sink the Rock ,
Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:34,
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