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# ok,
he's got hooks for hands.

Perhaps if I'd stuck a capital letter A in a circle on his chest, he'd have been captain america, but CA wasn't in Peter Pan. And, 'banging' (as in sticking) Tinker Bell on his shoulder wouldn't have been correct either, as she never sat on Captain Hook's shoulder in the catroon.

And, I'd like that penny back for my 99p burger, please.
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Silly steponfrog
Crack is not biscuits.

STOP SMOKING CRACK!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Yes, you're all right...
I'll just chew my own tits off.

Thanks of the corrective behaviour treatment.

worked well in my perverted own little tiny, tiny mind
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Is it cakes so we don't have to pay VAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Other way round
/jaffa "cakes" are biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# No...they is cakes
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A185104

"At present the Jaffa Cake is classified as a cake"

The tax is on chocolate biscuits as a luxury item.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# cuntbadgers
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)