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[challenge entry] just for all..
those ppl who are growing sick to t'back teeth



of USA b*ll*cks.

From the The World According To America challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# exactly.
Why would Americans see Abu Hamza as a USA flag wearing patriot?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Well,
why not? Americans see everything as belonging to themselves, even non-christian beard-wearing stars of Peter Pan...

tsk, there drops the penny...
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *picks up the penny*
no.

I don't see why abu hamza would be considered american.

it's not really offensive to americans (although maybe to abu hamza) so much as a bit confusing.

oh well, at least I got a penny out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# ok,
he's got hooks for hands.

Perhaps if I'd stuck a capital letter A in a circle on his chest, he'd have been captain america, but CA wasn't in Peter Pan. And, 'banging' (as in sticking) Tinker Bell on his shoulder wouldn't have been correct either, as she never sat on Captain Hook's shoulder in the catroon.

And, I'd like that penny back for my 99p burger, please.
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Silly steponfrog
Crack is not biscuits.

STOP SMOKING CRACK!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Yes, you're all right...
I'll just chew my own tits off.

Thanks of the corrective behaviour treatment.

worked well in my perverted own little tiny, tiny mind
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Is it cakes so we don't have to pay VAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Other way round
/jaffa "cakes" are biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# No...they is cakes
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A185104

"At present the Jaffa Cake is classified as a cake"

The tax is on chocolate biscuits as a luxury item.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# cuntbadgers
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Americans see even their enemies as belonging to them?
Naaaaw. Why deliberately bomb your own property? (Although they do seem to be good at inadvertant friendly fire)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I doubt 'they' would want to claim
abu hamza is american. especially considering they want to extradite and prosecute him.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Fuck yeah we do
*runs around, stealing everything, having no awareness of any culture other than her own, believing ridiculous fundamentalist Christian doctrines*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# you can't be American
You're using irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# That'll
be that stuff like metal?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# How ferric
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# racism is hilarious
when its not about black people!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I've heard
that racism is the new black...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# I think you dropped these
e o e he o o
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# eeek,
thanks. I thought I'd left them on the counter at Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# you've improved the situation
immeasurably
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# ...er...
HATE CRIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)