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# dave the hat getting into the satellite market now? We have to subscribe for puns?


Although im not sure what ARPU means?

A Really Polite Undertaker? erm...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# haverage ha-revenue per he-user
hi henkyou

*bows*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeerd
or a guy with common sense.

Surely not both
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# it`s all bollocks meeting speak
last place I worked all they talked about was "RevPAR"

mmm St.Elmo`s Fire

*mullets it up*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# sounds interesting...


/backs away
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# where I work now
they`re too 1337 to say "www", so it`s shortened to "dub dub dub"

AIN`T TALKIN``BOUT DUB!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
#
What they talkin' about, Willis?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# whos the illest?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Arf! My fave management speak is
"dropping the ball". I love sitting in meetings and casually commenting that "someones balls have dropped", with a completely straight face. I'm a peurile idiot.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# dropping the balls!
never heard that one

do you work for a football club? ;)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# No,
a brothel.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Unfortunately not
It's a blue chip, with tons and tons of middle managers, whose balls are perpetually dropping it would seem. My metaphorical balls dropped long ago... they let me dawdle along and do pretty much what I want now, with no career prospects ahead till I can take no more and have to leave, but firstly I'll collect some cash thankyou very much, huzzah! (:
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# He runs the kwik-e-mart
in the Simpsons
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# ha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Coo!
How rare! Where's my cheque!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)