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# that's smashing
fun thing about the blackpool big dipper is it's
all made of wood and you might die at any time.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)
# really?
has anyone died on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:39, archived)
# If not then that's more through luck
Sadly fun though Blackpool's rides are most of them are utter deathtraps, lad killed a year or so ago on the Space Invader, too many lateral Gs and a crap harness meant he was flung out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:42, archived)
# I'm sorry
but to say that most of the rides are deathtraps is utter bollocks. I can remember two or three accidents in the last 30 years - not bad when you consider it's the most popular tourist attraction in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Ok, 'deathtrap' might be a little too emotive
I'd like to think that I've done an above average number of white-knuckle rides in my time, and on virtually all I felt safe. The Blackpool ones I felt that the park could've put some effort in, like the Max using poorly fitting car seatbelts instead of drop-down harnesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Meh
I'm not going to argue, suffice to say I've never really felt in any kind of danger on the rides there, but sod it, maybe that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 21:00, archived)
# not that I know of
but some have bought it on the Grand National' and 'Wild Mouse' ...many moons gone by
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:45, archived)
# The grand national really
shakes your false teeth out when it goes over the bumps, plus you end up with a bruised arse when you get banged up and down on the rock hard seats.
(Marwood, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:53, archived)
# I used to be ok on rollercoasters
Till the day I went on that one, now they all scare the shit out of me. It's the bit where you hear the wheels leave the track at the top of the climbs
(ceebs, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:45, archived)
# I was born in a hotel we had on the seafront
now called 'Camelot' and being a taurean ..I do believe that means I'm yer actual King Arthur reincarnate ...and that
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:48, archived)
# I was born in a hotel
on Albert Road. Small world!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:51, archived)
# we could be sisters !
..but you know south shore rules don't you ? ;)
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Pffft
South Shore is all of teh ghey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Don't beat around the bush,
all of Blackpool is just plain GAY.

It has one of the biggest gay populations outside of Manchester and Brighton.

I almost went to Flamingos last night now that it's moved buildings but I couldn't be arsed in the end.
(Marwood, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:56, archived)
# heh
Flamingo's is cool, my missus loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)
# not when you work
in the 'Lucky Star' amusement arcade ..as a thieving greasy youth
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)
# So that was YOU!!
Give me back my kiss me quick hat and invisible dog on a lead!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# so you will recall
Dr Windbreakers Crapalot Teabags then ? ....sound familiar ?? :)
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 21:07, archived)
# No
but I have seen big lumps of it dropping off from up high whilst it was going around.

I'd never go on it again now.
(Marwood, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:51, archived)