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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# there's
something quintessentially appealing about chickens wearing a fez.
woo. and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# yes
yes, I agree. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# no worries.
just keep the flow of chickens plentiful, and happiness shall ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Buff Orpingtons?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# ...
beth ortons?
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# She cries my name?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# well,
i imagine most people would, if you tried to roast them...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I'd roast her, fnargh fnargh....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:16, archived)
# cue
much rubbing of thighs...



fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# COR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# ...
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# catches dribble in mouth
blows spit bubbles, shares it with friend, dribbles it on nipples and licks it up, swallows.
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# This chicken hurts my eyes!
Nice fez, though
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Is he smoking a cigar?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# a spliff, actually
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# How rude of me.
It's very nice. but I've changed my mind, I want to imagine it's an unfurling party blower thing
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# just out of shot?
parp!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Baked Chicken?



/coat
(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# toasted, niiicely toasted....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Yay, chickens in fezzes.
That rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# ooh thank you!
I've learned so much so quickly. Now I have to turn my attention to learning other styles.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Noooo, stick with this.
It works!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# ooh thank you
I "painted" a friend, and then me and my son last night. I've been bastardising and tweaking Zoot's "painting" style and it's a lot of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Hee hee, I saw the first one.
You're getting good at it, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# you think?
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Hello!
How are you this fine Sunday night?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Hey hey!
I'm ace thankyou, I'm full of christmas pudding!

Hows thee?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Christmas pudding rocks!
You're a bit late though.

I'm grand ta! Have been to edinburger to visit my mother, and treated myself to a new(er) car. Hurrah! I shall now be skint forever.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Yay!
Is it shiny? Does it go really fast? This is all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# It is shiny
but it's probably not extremely fast.

I had to limit my speedy desires due to the fuel costs of my 50 mile daily comute. Rubbish.

But I haven't got it yet. I have to WAIT till about wednesday till I can go back and collect it. IWANTITNOWIWANTITNOWIWANTITNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# You poor soul.
*gives you a toy car to play with until then*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Cor thanks!
BUt I still have my old car to try and destroy before Wednesday!

*garage's approximate valuation: £50*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Drive it like you're at college.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# haha
I will, I'm going to have so much fun driving to work this week! If I don't report in every day, it'll be safe to assume I'm splattered against a tree somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# So that's the bird that stole your fez!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# haahahah
yes, it might just be!

/ has phone number
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# "Hello?"
"Did you steal my fez?"
"erm, a fez?"
"Yes, it means a lot..."
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# exactly
stupid nurses. Gah! I should have stayed sober.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)