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# Don't mock Monk
BBC1 is quite awesome at 2:30 for showing it, so we Dutchies can enjoy the legend that is Mr Adrian Monk every day (except on Saturdays). I mean, how does he do it? It's a mystery! No other detective is quite as noticing as Mr Monk is, not matter what that bitch Sharona tells him. I'm so glad I don't have to watch bloody Murder She Wrote every day, my mum really loves that show and I always get home at around 3:30 (2:30 for the British), and whenever I get home I like to enjoy a glass of Cola and watch some Pink Floyd or Who, but no, every fucking day Jessica Fletchers there! And she always knows everyone, doesn't she?! Her greatuncle's nephew's cousin grandmothers babysitters auntie, she knows them all! The bitch.

Anuyway, Monk is all of the awesome. I love watching it.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# my dad likes it
relax, Ms Dutch b3ta friend! Monk is not hilarious!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# But it is!
Perhaps I'm a bit of a loon, but I love watching it.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# I've only ever watched about
five minutes of it.

These five minutes involved Mr. Monk refusing to climb a fence because it was too rusty, then
pursuing a suspect, tackling him to the ground before allowing the suspect to run away as Mr. Monk
did a little victory dance of joy.

I feel I could get into this programme...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Oh, dear Mr Neville
It truly is all of the awesome. I know which episode you're referring to, which is even scarier for me because I don't watch TV at all because I'm afraid it might suck out my brain through a small, tiny little television-straw.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# tv straws
feeding directly into your brain.

i shall patent them...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)