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# Dear Sir or Madam, did you read my book?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:03, archived)
# It took me years to write, will you take a look?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:26, archived)
#
It's a dirty story.
Looks like it's been dropped into a bowl of spunk with 3 veg.
Take it out, clean it up and you might have a seller.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:35, archived)
# I can make it longer, if you like the style.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:43, archived)
# no
that would be
"penis enlargement for dummies - a reference for the rest of us.

also the song, "Paperback writer" is not as good as "I wanna be your dog" by the Stooges
(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:53, archived)
# Quite.
 
..I didn't say it was a good song, just the basis for an extremely stupid image.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:58, archived)
# speaking of books, Iggy and stupid images .........
(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:03, archived)
# DRRRRRRRRRUGS.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:04, archived)
# oh noes
 
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pickled_babies
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:03, archived)
# pickled in semen?
surely that's gay?
(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:09, archived)
# Well, no.
 
Unrelated, but it made me laugh:

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Keira_Knightley_In_A_White_Corset_And_Kate_Beckinsale_In_A_Black_One
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:15, archived)
# That's brilliant!
"Arguably, the best pickled babies come from the German pirate area of east Pedophler"
I wonder who came up with that??!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:39, archived)
# Pickled great aunts
Strange but true - two of my great aunts are pickled in a jar. I've never been to see them though…
(enile_snirkette, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm thick.
I don't get it.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:43, archived)
# It's based on a novel by a man named Lear.
 
check the file name
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:46, archived)