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# Using my hands
makes it go browner
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Another tip:
Wipe your hands after visiting the toilet for a dump.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I do
Tip. Lettuce is useful for wiping your hands following a dump
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Tip:
If edjogs offer you a salad, decline politely.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)