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# I shagged an Aussie last weekend
And took this souvenir:

i42.photobucket.com/albums/e327/knickerbocker_glory/onlinefolio/cast01rhssm.jpg (linked due to being NSFW)

I guess you could call it a fine Australian Semillion...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# what??? you put plaster in your minge then?
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Pffffft
No!

I tied him to the ceiling and used alginate (the stuff they use at the dentist) to make a cast...

I'm sorry it's not magenta. And he's slightly sorry for the length.
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# what a girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# on a one night stand???
I'd run out the door if a bird wanted to hang me from the ceiling when I'd just met her!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# where's your sense of fun?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)
# hmmm
fair point.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Duhhhh
Do you think I told him beforehand?

Look, if he's daft enough to have himself handcuffed by a nutter like me then he deserves everything he gets. All good clean fun ;-)
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# do you mean
you shagged him just so you could cover his cock in plaster? Freak! :D
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Why do you need to tie someone to the ceiling to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# very good question
you wouldn't actually need to do that
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# You're very right
I didn't need to. But he was up there anyway for being a naughty boy...

A free hand would have been very useful methinks *notes for next time*
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# fucking hell!
cross me off the volunteer list then!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Why?
Have you been a naughty boy?

*swishes whip authoritatively*
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
#
i have
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Woo hoo!
*ties up Dixon to deal with later*
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
#
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)
# You stole his cock?
Good god, what is the world coming to?
(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Interesting. Do you do this with all your lovers?
If so, do you have a website? (:

edit/hmm I would say he was mid to late twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Actually
I am looking for volunteers...

Do let me know if you're, er, up for it, so to speak ;-)
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)
# You might get a few too many volunteers
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# this^ too
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I'm starting a collection
Your generous contribution could be the future of modern art!

Bring it on, BWAHAHAHA

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I'm too young to be in pornography
sorry
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# in Berlin, sorry. I could send you one, but the shipping cost would be horrendous..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# me thinks you are starting a home order sextoy business
all you need is the plaster cast and latex :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I've got a houseful of equipment
I just need models.

Makes a great gift for loved ones. I make them out of stone plaster so they're durable. What a great garden gnome alternative!

BTW, I think I could possibly pull this off as a mail-order project. I send out the powder, you apply it (it's easy) and send back ASAP. I'll make a stone cast and send you back a latex mould so you can go on to make hundreds of copies. Peasy.
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# *lets know*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# If I was is Britain I'd do it ;)
If you made one for me aswell

I'll tell you if I ever make the trip
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Urm
Do we get a shag first?
(I helped save b3ta! sd Oh cumbuns!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Dunno about the shag
we'd have to see ;-)

But there may be some 'fluffing' involved...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
#
Image hosting by Fuck Knows
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Haha,
volunteers for what?

*is up for it anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ALL VOLUNTEERS
Please follow the instructions in my profile. I thank you.
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
#
are those stretch marks on the balls or summit?
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# No, the summit's on the bellend
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# erm
ball bags are all wrinkly...
(wonders what gender you are...)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *in tears*
so beautiful....
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
#
whispers: you got a pic of the fella in question? ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Oooh I don't know if I should
Confidentiality and all that...

but should you C&P this into the addy bar:
www.fishingnoosa.com.au/

and you stuck this on the end: aug0204.030.jpg

then you might be in luck...

No jokes about fish fingers. And it's the cute guy on the right (the other guy's his dad)
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)
# so
where's his dad's plastercast? :P
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA
*working on it*

Wouldn't that be cool??? LOL
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
# go for it
maybe you'll entice more volunteers if you show us a plastercast of your tits.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
#
very cute

*inserts joke about fish fingers*

is it him who gave you the carpet burns? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ooooh
How do you know about that?

edit/due to realisation

Someone's been fishing about in my 'bucket...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)
# bring back memories?
img489.imageshack.us/img489/7189/aug0204030cock8eg.jpg

carpet burns - they are part of your online photo collection ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:28, archived)
# with tears in my eyes
*speechless*
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:32, archived)
# what
the one on the left !
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Thats art that is.

b3ta.hairyaerosol.com/images/b3ta_pics/miscellaneous/cock.jpg
Click for huge cocks

Edit: I'm none the wiser re the cock/NSFW thing, but I'm just going to turn this into a linky so I don't have to go to Hull. Ever. Please don't make me go there.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Warhol couldn't have done better
Sundae's cocks of many colours

#They were blue and green and red and orange and purple and violet and crimson and scarlet and ochre and blue... #

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
#
I like this mini bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Me too
I haven't laughed so hard in ages...

Hurrah for total strangers' cocks being the object of much mirth!!!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# yorra bad bad girl
and I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 16:52, archived)