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[challenge entry] Apparently it's a Bio-Rad Lawmaker 2000

He's actually holding a gene gun.

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(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 21 Mar 2006, 22:59, archived)
# for hire?
does he do house visits?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:01, archived)
# He plays small to medium venues. Folk music pubs mostly
And that's actually a gene gun he's got. Although I'm sure he'd be pleased to meet you too.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# birthday gig?
i shall pay his princly fee in mega-city dollars!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Are you
the law?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# No,
The Law is a volcanic formation in Dundee.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# he's right
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# no
he is.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# too much law!
The law's just a scottish term for 'huge chunk of black fucking rock'

there's a 'law' in north berwick too, i can pee on it from here when the wind is right. not that this remotely relevant to anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# pfft
needs more seamless boxes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Bio-Rad...
Gene Pulsers make fantastic triggers for spud cannons
(Big Jim Pancake At least it wasn't your /father/, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 6:42, archived)