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# ha ha!
you pheasant plucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)
# You talking to me ?
Pigeon Plucker actually.
Pheasant shooting season ended on Feb 1st so if I'd shot any of those I'd have to go and sit on the Naughty Step.
So I wouldn't be admitting to anything like that around here would I ?
Even if it was an accident.
*Whistles Bashfully*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# i know of a twat that mistook a heron for a duck.
they nearly got into serious trouble for shooting a heron.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *chases dragon*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I think you'd have to...
... to mistake a heron for a duck - does he mistake cows for dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Sheep for Giraffes ?
Soup for Cinemas ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Elderly people for chewing gum?
Russell Grant for that kid off "Diffren' Strokes"?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Elderly people are not chewing gum ?
How come they're so difficult to scrape off the pavement then ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# *SQUEALS*
Pete Docherty!! Can I have your autograph?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# A very
Large, tall duck, on stilts.
Who'd had a Bill Job !

Bloody pheasants, hiding in the undergrowth pretending to be rabbits !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)