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(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha!
you pheasant plucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)
# You talking to me ?
Pigeon Plucker actually.
Pheasant shooting season ended on Feb 1st so if I'd shot any of those I'd have to go and sit on the Naughty Step.
So I wouldn't be admitting to anything like that around here would I ?
Even if it was an accident.
*Whistles Bashfully*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# i know of a twat that mistook a heron for a duck.
they nearly got into serious trouble for shooting a heron.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *chases dragon*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I think you'd have to...
... to mistake a heron for a duck - does he mistake cows for dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Sheep for Giraffes ?
Soup for Cinemas ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Elderly people for chewing gum?
Russell Grant for that kid off "Diffren' Strokes"?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Elderly people are not chewing gum ?
How come they're so difficult to scrape off the pavement then ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# *SQUEALS*
Pete Docherty!! Can I have your autograph?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# A very
Large, tall duck, on stilts.
Who'd had a Bill Job !

Bloody pheasants, hiding in the undergrowth pretending to be rabbits !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# They look like shotguns

been in the west country too long
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# grockle!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# splot!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Jamica?
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# jamaica inn? in cornwaaarl
they got rid of potter's museum of humerous taxidermy :(
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# not as silly as you think
as only about 5% of the UK phesants are actually wild, by holding phesant shoots during the hunting season people have to look after the stock they are going to shoot (which the number they are allowed is restricted). they all roam free during the day anyway, it's only at night the come together to roost and feed in their pens, which also help protect them from foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)