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[challenge entry] mmmm....puppy jerky.


The date is significant.

From the Inappropriate Charity Events challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)

(Willhouse Fear, the thief of Dreams, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Welcome to us
(Noobsday's looking bright)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)
# is it? is it?
pray tell why?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)
# its exactly a year since
March 8th - 11th 2006
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Read your Nostradamnus
End of world pencilled in for that weekend, i believe
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:22, archived)
# what again?
and I was going to have a barbeque
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)
# You're fine.
Nostradamus is dead, and he's not going to be able to attend.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)
# good - he always gets pissed and starts berating everybody about their 'futures'
and he doesn't like my marinades
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I didn't think your marinades were that terrible?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:28, archived)
# not even the custard-mustard combo?
it didn't go down too well that one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)
# The tomato ice cream was a bit much
but it was creative.

(wrong as fuck, but creative)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:33, archived)
# it was alright
once you'd smothered it in piccalili
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I smothered it
with a smallish pot to put out the flames, and waved a rag at the smoke detector for a while. After that, it was bearable to bury in the yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Pineapple juice
is a very good marinade ingredient for barbies
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:30, archived)
# that is because your
marinades taste horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Barbecue
/Pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:32, archived)
# that's the line of people outside the hairdressers
Etymology

The origin of both the barbecue cooking activity and term are somewhat obscure and controversial. The word itself varies in spelling; variations include barbeque, BBQ, and Bar-B-Q

The Oxford English Dictionary states that the word is derived from the influence of the French Haitian phrase "barbe a queue," which translates as "from whiskers to tail." This refers to roasting and smoking an animal, like goats and pigs, whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I love BBQ sauce
.....but learning it comes from the French? Goodness Gracious Me.

The dates crufts...I don't think it's a sunday though....but it may as well be for those puppies.
(Willhouse Fear, the thief of Dreams, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 11:16, archived)
# really?
cool.
*gets bombshelter ready*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)