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Come to Suffolk

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(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Just say no to:
FAT CHICKS!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:03, archived)
# that's my MOTHER
I am from Suffolk after all.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Don't you mean sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:07, archived)
# both...
and my aunt.
(Dad Watches Porn "I like it when it's cold", Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:08, archived)
# *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Cor! she's back!
to took her away before I'd finished my fwap

As I said earlier - I enjoy watching a good lady-diddle in the morning, but she's not nice enough to convince me to go to Suffolk, it's those black nipps that put me off!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:09, archived)
# ^
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Jesus fuck,
don't you guys have standards? She's a flabby pig.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:13, archived)
# You cruel cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:14, archived)
# I calls 'em as I see's 'em
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Yikes - are you some sort of skeleton shagger?
Although I'm no chubby-chaser, I personally like a bit of meat on the old bones - scrawny women are so uncomfortable!

But each to their own, I say
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:17, archived)
# I have just recently come to this conclusion
hahaha "uncomfortable" You hit the nail right on the head
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:20, archived)
# and of course
at 18 stone, I tend to break skinny ones too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not far off you there either! They're just not as hard wearing......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I guess in England it's ok to be a fat chick then
but as you say, to each his own.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Those legs look like they're about 80 lbs each.
I don't like skeletons either but this one looks like she's squeezed about a couple of puppies at least.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Jesus!
just because we're skinny fucks doesn't mean we can slag off others. That woman may be be bigger than average but shes not unattractive
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:29, archived)
# all the better to keep your ears warm when enjoying a drink from the furry cup!
and nowt wrong with a yummy mummy neither, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Hahahah
Well, it's hard to argue with that one.

=)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:31, archived)
# I would
No, I'm not strange
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Her constable
seems like a mandible!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:19, archived)
# we can only hope
!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:24, archived)
# oh the temptation
to click on nsfw inages that are well received whilst at work is almost too much for me. will apply more nicotine patches.
(speckled light malt vinegar, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Apply 20 or more
and you'll quiver!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:22, archived)
# i'll give it a go
slapslapslap
*passes out in nicotine bliss
(pm dawn) 1992
(speckled light malt vinegar, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 9:23, archived)