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# he lives in Keighley
anywhere looks like the garden of Eden compared to that
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:32, archived)
# You cunt!
I do not live in keighley!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Silence, skeefe!

Oh wait.. you're from Skipton.

sorry for the obvious offence caused!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Fuckling hell!
I thought I was going to have to twat you for a minute then, blimey!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:38, archived)
# But
The Boltmakers arms is* a great pub.

* may mean "was, 20 years ago".
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Yes it was
Wouldn't let a dog live in Keighley though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Really?
That bad now eh? Arse.
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Yep
Chavs, drug dealers, whores, racists...the whole lot. Total fucking shit hole
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:39, archived)
#
I made the mistake of going to see a band in Bradford... It's like the fucking Village of the Damned after dark... can't escape no matter how hard you try.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 15:10, archived)