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[challenge entry] I actually like my home town. *


* ie it's better than where I live now


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(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Huddersfield has indeed a handsome town centre
Fartown, however, is a little different
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:29, archived)
# you think huddersfield is nice?!?

BLEH?!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:31, archived)
# he lives in Keighley
anywhere looks like the garden of Eden compared to that
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:32, archived)
# You cunt!
I do not live in keighley!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Silence, skeefe!

Oh wait.. you're from Skipton.

sorry for the obvious offence caused!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Fuckling hell!
I thought I was going to have to twat you for a minute then, blimey!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:38, archived)
# But
The Boltmakers arms is* a great pub.

* may mean "was, 20 years ago".
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Yes it was
Wouldn't let a dog live in Keighley though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Really?
That bad now eh? Arse.
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Yep
Chavs, drug dealers, whores, racists...the whole lot. Total fucking shit hole
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:39, archived)
#
I made the mistake of going to see a band in Bradford... It's like the fucking Village of the Damned after dark... can't escape no matter how hard you try.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Yes.
It is.

(Would you like some Joy Division Oven Gloves?)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Already got some
ta for asking though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Do you have a shit arm?
And a bad tattoo? :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:35, archived)
# My arm is shit
But my dead mickey mouse tatoo is ace
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:37, archived)
# FART OWN!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Yes.
People who live there are called Fart Owners.
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:50, archived)
# pfft
that sky's not real - it's fucking grey really!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *looks out of window as Huddersfield sky*
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:36, archived)
# yay!
And, of course, conveniently situated for the Head of Steam — although I prefer the Rat & Ratchet...
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:38, archived)
# The Rat and Ratchet...
...being the best pub in the country.
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Really?
Not been for years.
Is it full of bearded old men?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:43, archived)
# No
Are you thinking back to when it was the Grey Horse?
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Shame
Not enough bearded old men in pubs these days for my lusting ... er I mean liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I believe...
...if you ring in advance they can arrange for the regulars to all wear fake beards. Is that any good?
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Meh
Maybe if I phone long enough in advance they can all grow real ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:49, archived)
# It's worth a try.
Although you might do better at the Sair in Linthwaite.
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Thanks for the tip
*taps side of nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:52, archived)
# There is a copy of the Sair
In some japanese touristy place as the epitome of English pub-ness
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:56, archived)
# I'm told the Head of Steam has no decent ale these days
Which is a pity. I went to a Kitchen Brewery open day there, I think it was great but I can't remember
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:43, archived)