Because...
...you have a tiny monitor.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 25 Apr 2006, 18:01,
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ooch
looks painful!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 25 Apr 2006, 18:04,
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That hat's impossible!
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davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Tue 25 Apr 2006, 18:13,
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lol
fresh braiiiiins
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Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Tue 25 Apr 2006, 18:37,
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