splendid, have a joke my mum just sent me Sara Pipalini
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you
all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to
go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;' and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'
St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asked
'Sara Pipalini;' replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't ring a bell.'
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter.
St. Peter reads the
paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her
and says.....
'No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1400 men in 6 months.'
(Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you
all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to
go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;' and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'
St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asked
'Sara Pipalini;' replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't ring a bell.'
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter.
St. Peter reads the
paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her
and says.....
'No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1400 men in 6 months.'
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*comedy trombone*
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:09,
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kazoo solo The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13,
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canned laughterthat cuts off abruptly
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frunt It's been a while...,
Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13,
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*tumbleweed across screen* M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:14,
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by the way, we having a new compo tonight? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:15,
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yescreate a picture of rock band Status Quo superimposed onto a disaster.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:20,
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