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# *flmp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:09, archived)
# yesterday
someone posted a CDC of jade goodie naked

it was not pretty

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:10, archived)
# jade goody?
her looks make me shit my cereal from my mouth.

'ning folks.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:12, archived)
# she is not the
most attractive beast ever created
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:15, archived)
# tell ya what though...
i'd definitely give her one-armed lezza mum a turn in the sack. it would be like fucking a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:16, archived)
# is she dressed
up as a clown then that would be even better

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:17, archived)
# i like your way of thinking
the icing on the cake would be to beat her to death with a spatula during the sex act.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:19, archived)
# I really can't top that
without making myself feel queasy

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:23, archived)
# queasy eh?
just be thankful jade goody isn't tubgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:25, archived)
# oh if that is case
use the amputee pirate clown corpse as a practice doll for spludging

(urban dictionary it)

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:30, archived)
# they could make millions..
..if they made a amputee pirate clown corpse barbie. that would be the first thing i rape every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:33, archived)
# The first thing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:34, archived)
# yes you have been
dropped

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:35, archived)
# my test tube..
..was put in a soda stream machine
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:37, archived)
# fuckinghell

you aint right in the head are you?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:20, archived)
# Jesus fuck
I hope the gob was at least censored
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:20, archived)
# Is my work so bad

That no one comments on it AT ALL, and instead talks about fucking Jade Goody's mum?

I might go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:00, archived)
# ahoy hoy
I like your work, Jade Goody sickens me and talking about her is even worse. Makes me feel like I should read "Heat" or something crappy

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 3 May 2006, 9:42, archived)