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# Ok....
I've travelled around the Far East, been canoeing up the Amazon, have had the greatest love affair of my life, had the most experimental B&D partner I could wish for, can work when I please, have a few good friends...what do I do now? I'm bored by the small mindedness I find all around me every day....get me the gun maw..
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:22, archived)
# Do something really nice for one of your neighbours
Give them some Pot Pourri, or some pine cones that you have sprayed silver.
Perhaps buy them a kitten.
Or go and blow some money on a bunch of crap you dont need.
After all its Christmas
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:25, archived)
# or
adopt a badger...
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# You should have your own
Problem/Advice site.
Tedmus tells it like it is
Sterling advice Sah!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:28, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:31, archived)
# Fuck me
thanks, I was seconds away from pulling the trigger....I'm going to give the buggers shiny Xmas coal, yes, shiny Xmas coal. Hooray!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:28, archived)
# YES MATE!
Back of the Net!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:28, archived)
# Can I have
some shiny Christmas coal too?

It'd make my life worth living.
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:39, archived)
# B & D Partner?
Was it one of those cordless drills? Or perhaps that little mouse sander. They're great.
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# mmmmm
power tools.....
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:40, archived)
# Try playing Cluedo
solves many of life's problems.
Although with your B&D partner, Twister might be a viable alternative.
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# I don't even like B&D...
"Shall we put those hancuffs on you and tape your mouth shut, if that's ok with you? You sure? Seems a bit rough"
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:31, archived)
# Especially
when the next move takes you to a red spot and you're on the green!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
# Nowt wrong with being
handcuffed and blindfolded

oops
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:36, archived)
# Are you gonna be posting
any more "Adult material" tonight?
Made me blush...
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:39, archived)
# I quite like it
when she talks like that
(, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:42, archived)