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# if anyones found my car keys yet
i'd be eternally grateful for their return :(
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# i have them here
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# what you need are some pendopeptides
but don't go paying celebratory prices
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I actually did find some keys on the tube last night
they live in my anus now.
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# How do they smell?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Sweet
like sweetened pomegranite
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# do you have to insert everything you find into your arse?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# not EVERYTHING, no
but how else can I test things for flavour?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# on the tube of what?
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# KY Jelly of course!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Found them!
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(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I would give them back but I dont have them,
I gave you your names individuality back though, is that close enough? :-)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# that's grand
thank you :)
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:05, archived)