divorce her
before it's too late
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53,
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We've been married less than a month
I don't think they let you divorce that soon unless you're a Hollywood star or something. Besides, it would be cheaper to just smash it into several thousand tiny pieces with my size 11 DM's.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53,
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don't refer to your wife as "it".
that's just rude.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56,
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Pffft!
Well I've been ordered not to call her 'er indoors.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06,
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do a fred west then
sorted
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A Hospital Carpark,
Thu 11 May 2006, 12:58,
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