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# Lunchtime!

I know I'm no Mutated Monty.
Sign my petition!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# haha
teh punnage hurts my nipples
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hahh ahah ahhhhahahahah THIS^^^^^

So anyway, my mum is and always has been an expert in ceramics. I quite frankly think that this image presents the perfect juxtaposition between the triumvirate of woo, yay and houpla*



I'm a bit drunk, so may be exagerating, apart from my mum knowing her stuff about teh ceramics...
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 11 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# argh!
it stings!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry
Did you see the animatronic Sir Alan in the newsletter?

I'm worried the missus is going to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# divorce her
before it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# We've been married less than a month
I don't think they let you divorce that soon unless you're a Hollywood star or something. Besides, it would be cheaper to just smash it into several thousand tiny pieces with my size 11 DM's.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# don't refer to your wife as "it".
that's just rude.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Pffft!
Well I've been ordered not to call her 'er indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# do a fred west then
sorted
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# That is very
good.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Thank you
I just needed it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha top stuff!
congrats on the FP too :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Bloody hell
So it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one on the FP! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
terrible pun=woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# *guffaws*
and click times a million
(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 11 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I totally disagree with your petition
The bloke is a twat. Who gave him the right to harrangue people with a megaphone? If he is the kind of Christian he claims to be, he should let everyone have a go. Any right-minded person with even a sliver of common decency would turn it on him, crank it up and shout CCUUUUNNNTT right into his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Thu 11 May 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I totally agree with the petition
you get bombarded by recorded messages on tube stations all day long and deafened by their drivers on the trains - where`s the ASBOs there?

he`s just a harmless noisy man with some beliefs that you can avoid
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 11 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Yes...
those are safety announcements, and are used to help people get on as part of a reasonable and rational society.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 12 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# he's the worst sort of Christian.
A jewish one.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 12 May 2006, 7:29, archived)
# Which bit of the petition
says you agree with what he's saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 12 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# oh my good lord!
groanio
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 11 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# I
signed your petition. I'm a winner
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Fri 12 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# quite funny
I would have been proud of that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 14 May 2006, 23:01, archived)