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# Lunchtime!

I know I'm no Mutated Monty.
Sign my petition!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# haha
teh punnage hurts my nipples
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# hahh ahah ahhhhahahahah THIS^^^^^

So anyway, my mum is and always has been an expert in ceramics. I quite frankly think that this image presents the perfect juxtaposition between the triumvirate of woo, yay and houpla*



I'm a bit drunk, so may be exagerating, apart from my mum knowing her stuff about teh ceramics...
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 11 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# argh!
it stings!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry
Did you see the animatronic Sir Alan in the newsletter?

I'm worried the missus is going to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# divorce her
before it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# We've been married less than a month
I don't think they let you divorce that soon unless you're a Hollywood star or something. Besides, it would be cheaper to just smash it into several thousand tiny pieces with my size 11 DM's.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# don't refer to your wife as "it".
that's just rude.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Pffft!
Well I've been ordered not to call her 'er indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# do a fred west then
sorted
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# That is very
good.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 11 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Thank you
I just needed it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha top stuff!
congrats on the FP too :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Bloody hell
So it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one on the FP! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
terrible pun=woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# *guffaws*
and click times a million
(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 11 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I totally disagree with your petition
The bloke is a twat. Who gave him the right to harrangue people with a megaphone? If he is the kind of Christian he claims to be, he should let everyone have a go. Any right-minded person with even a sliver of common decency would turn it on him, crank it up and shout CCUUUUNNNTT right into his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Thu 11 May 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I totally agree with the petition
you get bombarded by recorded messages on tube stations all day long and deafened by their drivers on the trains - where`s the ASBOs there?

he`s just a harmless noisy man with some beliefs that you can avoid
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 11 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Yes...
those are safety announcements, and are used to help people get on as part of a reasonable and rational society.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 12 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# he's the worst sort of Christian.
A jewish one.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 12 May 2006, 7:29, archived)
# Which bit of the petition
says you agree with what he's saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# oh my good lord!
groanio
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 11 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# I
signed your petition. I'm a winner
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Fri 12 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# quite funny
I would have been proud of that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 14 May 2006, 23:01, archived)