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[challenge entry] Had to do it!!


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From the Ultra-minority magazine covers challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(The lord Boo., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Very good
but there are many magazines for wankers.

In the early to mid 1980s, I was a particular connaisseur of various and divers gentlemen's magazines.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Having a wank and being a Wanker?
Hmm. I'm typing this one handed and I don't like to think that this tossing action puts me in the Michael Winner class.

Ohhoo hohho - ergh look at the keyboard now.
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:29, archived)
# If my wife gives me
a hand shandy, does that make her the wanker and me the wankee?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# These questions and more,
answered, tonight, ITV - News.

(waxdart hello., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# wankee
should be in the dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 18 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Use a tissue or a sock

Don't put fire you bloke butter into the dictionary. They cost a fortune.
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# "divers" men's magazines?
And you wanked over these?! I wasn't aware that gay Scuba porn was a legitimate genre...
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 18 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Rubber + Mask + Tubing + possible death by drowning
fucking hell, Diving is a right perv thing.
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:41, archived)
# divers
adj : many and different; "tourist offices of divers nationalities"; "a person of diverse talents" [syn: divers(a), diverse]

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:45, archived)
# oh, I just looked it up too
I stand corrected (or rather my previous 'correction' reduced to pun status)

I would've ran with the standard 'diverse' spelling but has to be said, kudos on the incredibly niche, OED-classified-archaic English!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 18 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# The rubber never
really did it for me. I went to comprehennsive school.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 18 May 2006, 18:01, archived)