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From the Ultra-minority magazine covers challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(, Mon 22 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Your magazines have been consistently good
and completely underrated. I therefore award you one megawoo*



*Cash value 0.001p. Not transferable. Terms and Conditions apply.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 17:56, archived)
# i concurr excelentness unnoticed
no custard tho
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# *Takes voucher*
*runs to Tesco*
"Sorry sir, we can only redeem this if you buy 5kg or more of hummus"
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:01, archived)
# ill go halves with you
im low on hummus
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:02, archived)
# OK
I've just ordered 5.5 tonnes (in line with EU Regulation 273a (II) sub-X23 2(ii) amendment 534)

It appears that they can't give change for the voucher. Should I leave it as a tip?
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# rol it up and smoke it
filled with grated mushroom
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# *coughs*
Mmmmmmmmm. Smooth.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:10, archived)
# hehehe
have a woo, and an updated hat
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# well worth waiting for
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha
what a fantastic hat
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:01, archived)
# cheers,
i'm going have to get a bit more creative than
-'cock kills thing by spaffing/pissing on it' though!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:02, archived)
# ^i never know if this is a good thing,
or if people are saying 'stop fucking showing off and just type Woo!'
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:08, archived)
# it's to woo a woo
at least, that's what I use it for ;)
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:27, archived)
# that's what i thought
but cockalorum means 'self important little man' everywhere other than B3ta.

Thanks anywho = )
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# That is
a veritable cocked hat.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# This I have to read
thus far, I've found pencil-top erasers to be quite disappointing
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:02, archived)