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# erm... is this smurf for work?
MOD EDIT: That is pretty much NSFW. You know - with the finger in the naked ass.

edit: not completely naked ass, you must admit :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Oh, bravo!
i'm worried about the state of your mental health. mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# the state of my what what?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:01, archived)
# i thought as much
dear dear... poor you...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 31 May 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Probably not
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# I like it
I li-li-li-like it
(sorry)
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Wed 31 May 2006, 1:02, archived)
# pffft
don't apologise, I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Some had to do that at some point
(MasterOfStoats, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Knowing the Quo's reputation in the past
I think that's mild

Didn't they used to project porn onto the walls of buildings opposite their hotel and then have 'five-finger knuckle shuffle' competitions?
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Wed 31 May 2006, 1:02, archived)
# well I don't know how much more graphic I could get in here
with photographs I mean - my drawings seem to be alright no matter what I do:
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Reminds me of the whole Donnie darko scene
when they're talking about a smurf orgy
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 31 May 2006, 1:13, archived)
# here's an oldy from way before Donny Darko (not completely safe for work if your boss can read)
www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Politics/Smurfs.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:16, archived)
# That'll get me through the night.
G'night B3tans.

sleep, ah yes. the sleeping person's friend.

goodbuy!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 31 May 2006, 1:20, archived)
# but
smurf cum isn't blue!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 31 May 2006, 2:46, archived)
# hehe
(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:04, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 May 2006, 1:06, archived)
# ktcch!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 31 May 2006, 1:15, archived)