
quick! get inside and paint the windows white
then make a nice cup of tea in safety
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Wed 31 May 2006, 1:17,
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then make a nice cup of tea in safety

that will render you completely safe!
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Wed 31 May 2006, 1:17,
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nothing stops a huge wave of burning death like two layers of chipboard with paper between them.
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Wed 31 May 2006, 1:19,
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