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[challenge entry] 'Ning! (And sorry!)
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'Thank you disciple.'

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:12, archived)
# good aim though
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Aw fucksocks.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:16, archived)
# you have to admit
there was more effort put in there

*retracts Woo*
*gives Woo to Black Moon*

however for posting yours at a 'normal' time, i.e. not at 5.16 in the fucking morning you can still have a great big YAY
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:17, archived)
# *Also forwards any wooage*
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:19, archived)
# at least Black Moon
didn't compo it, as his was a simple cock in the face gag and nothing to do with deity action.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:24, archived)
#
*why am I going on about this? it's not my job to tell people?! I'm really too stressed out with my work I think. Does anyone have large box of Jaffa Cakes, some soothing music and an excellent massage technique?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:25, archived)
# *strokes hair and makes calming cooing noises*
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:27, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm

hey!

*slaps hand
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I'm expecting lots of these
but as its the first I have seen you get a great big WOO

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:16, archived)
# *sigh* this^
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:17, archived)
# before you know it
the board will be over run with big orange eyes
and large comedy teeth......


:) TM
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:20, archived)
# not very god like is it?
however...

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:21, archived)
# his face just after he gets splashed has me in stitches
arms out, towel in hand, and the worst
"what the fuck did you do that for!?" face evah!!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:23, archived)
# you're a jerk
why would you do that? you jerk!


;)
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:25, archived)
# that is the aceness

top woo
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Good 'ning all

TJ: I'm back from Istanbul...I will now send out a search party on a quest for breakfast.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:23, archived)
# ning
have chips and mustard with it
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:26, archived)
# I only found some dry cornflakes
closest thing I could find to apple pie
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:30, archived)
# braw!
although dry frosties are better
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:34, archived)
# did you go to the Grand Bazarr?
was it as tediously shit as I remember it?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:34, archived)
# yup
and yup
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:40, archived)
# amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop,
amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop, amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop, amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop, amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop, amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop, amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop, amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop, amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop, amber shop, carpet shop, spice shop, jewelry shop
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:47, archived)
# lamp shop
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:36, archived)