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# I don't pay too much attention to religion
and i'm not knocking your image, which is nicely shopped.

But I thought it was Jeebus who was unlucky enough to have his birthday on the same day as Christmas, and not God.
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:34, archived)
# According to the Christians who didn't get eaten by lions
they are indeed one and the same guy, along with the holy smoke
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Oh i forgot about that
God fucked his own mum! or something. I don't understand.

*Becomes muslim*
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:44, archived)
# haha nooo..
it was santana claus
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the Queen has the same birthday as God.
That's why English people love her so.
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Very True
I'm not sure you can really find out when God was born, as

A) it was before time began and
B) it's all LIES, LIES UPON LIES.

ermmm.. I've said too much
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:39, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:43, archived)