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[challenge entry] just imagine if...
....our father was a wheel-chair bound ex nam soldier. He could despense the blood of christ from his caffiter.

Going to HELL


From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(bazzalite, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *grimaces*

*fails to resist*

no 102.19 kB really is too big for a still image

link it
or
make it smaller

edit: thankyou very much, why didn't you do that in the first place? *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:28, archived)
# feisty
Grrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:29, archived)
# or make it vibrate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:30, archived)
# yeah (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:30, archived)
# that's really my answer to everything
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Arf!

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:35, archived)
# O_O
the result on unfettered vibrationism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaa I really enjoyed the vibration series yesterday
I'll soon join in....

is there any badge yet? :D
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:38, archived)
# not that I'm aware of
I think if you hold onto it too long you get white finger injury and have to sue someone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:43, archived)
# there you go...
Happy now? You do realise he will strike you down for saying that... for you can never put a limit on the size of the lords image. Well.. I guess 102K.. UNBELIEVER
(bazzalite, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ^^^^^^^ dis
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:31, archived)
# High fives
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:36, archived)
# bindun
and his birthday is the same day as mine!

how privileged am I!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:30, archived)
# is it the 1st of july?(same as mine)
or just after?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:31, archived)
# the turd of july
but close!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I have the same birthday as Freddie Mercury.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:32, archived)
# You are our lord and saviour Jesus Christ
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:32, archived)
# i try
but not very hard
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I don't pay too much attention to religion
and i'm not knocking your image, which is nicely shopped.

But I thought it was Jeebus who was unlucky enough to have his birthday on the same day as Christmas, and not God.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:34, archived)
# According to the Christians who didn't get eaten by lions
they are indeed one and the same guy, along with the holy smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Oh i forgot about that
God fucked his own mum! or something. I don't understand.

*Becomes muslim*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:44, archived)
# haha nooo..
it was santana claus
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the Queen has the same birthday as God.
That's why English people love her so.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Very True
I'm not sure you can really find out when God was born, as

A) it was before time began and
B) it's all LIES, LIES UPON LIES.

ermmm.. I've said too much
(bazzalite, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:39, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:43, archived)
# bin very dun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:39, archived)