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# Oh my lorder.
Hugo looks like that bloke John Whathisname out of Human Traffic.
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:09, archived)
# Hi Nacho
how are you feeling now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:11, archived)
# I woke up at 9:00 this morning, with no hangover whatsoever and have felt great all day.
I am old enough to know that as long as I drink 2 or 3 pints of water before bed, eat a Veggie Whopper meal and bosh 2 Neurofen, then all will be well in the morning!
I did have a mash-up headache before I went to bed at 3.00ish this morning though.
I was so excited about meeting you when you put your name on that list of who was going, and then you couldn't make it. :o(
Maybe in the not too distant future you and Nicey will be in the same place at the same time as me.
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Excellent
nurofen is brill stuff for hangover prevention. We really will make an effort to come next time - if we can't get babysitters then I'll just come myself I think. Shame Brighton is so far from here..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:18, archived)
# I know.
If I still lived in St Albans then Cambridge wouldn't be too far at all, but Brighton is that bit more of a treck.
This summer in Brighton is gonna be great though with the world cup being shown on the beach at sunrise, and Norman Cook playing on the beach.
Woo hoo...roll on the summer. I really need to find a job where I can work 1 or 2 days a week but for the same or more money.
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)
# Big screens on the beach?
You'll freeze your tits off! Even if it is summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:24, archived)
# Nah, we'll just get plenty of booze inside us
and wear a big jumper till the sun's got a bit hotter. Then remain there for the rest of the day and fry and drink Pimms and Gin. mmmm
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:28, archived)
# That's
sounding much better now you put it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah, we will be drinking on the beach much earlier on in the morning
due to the world cup this year. We don't usually go down there till 11.00 or 12.00 but I'm sure we'll cope. No different than still being awake at that time at a festival.
Mmmm have a nice big Baileys cappucino to start the day.
Am I allowed to talk about coffee in yours and Nicey's presence? Tea wins over coffee as a rule, but it ain't so great with Baileys in it
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:32, archived)
# Norman Cook
is cool. I like him. All day beach drinking sounds very dangerous. You could get sun-burnt or drown or something. You be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah it does get quite dangerous.
I remember drinking gin in the sun all day 2 years ago not realising I was on doubles all day, got very drunk, very red, and fell asleep and missed England beating Germany. It all got very messy. But after a bit of a Puke-a-hontis sesh I was back on track. Just aged a few years in one day.
Norman Cook is great when he plays in Brighton. He loves playing to his home crowd, he goes mental
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)
# I remember that day
when Engalnd beat Germany. Next door nearly caught me and Nicey, um you know, being naughty in the garden.. It was funny though..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
I don't have a garden and Tim's too chicken to shag on the balcony!
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)
# There was this other occasion
When the guy who who used to own the house with me had his folks down to see him. Me and the wife had sneaked off to the the garden for naughtyness and when his Mum came out to say good bye to us, luckily the combination of darkness and choosen position allowed us to both wish them fair well, whilst we were still on the job.

The Wife was embarresed I thought it was skill.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I just typed something highly amusing about myself, then thought, "no, you've had too much vodka and stuff, it's perhaps not a good idea to admit that over the internet"
and swiftly typed this instead.
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)
# Good plan
I can't believe he told you that! I still can't look his mum in the eye. Nicey was there carrying on a normal conversation with her, but I can't say a word - I was worried it would all come out too high pitched and give us away.. I'm going red just thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)
# I lived at my boyfriend's parent's house for a month
while we were looking for a flat. There a few embarrassing incidents. I know exactly how you feel.
Ooh Minnie Ripperton playing. Quality
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:14, archived)
# Is that
all you're saying on the matter??
It's okay, mike's not here..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:18, archived)
# Um, now I definitley can't..
Vulga is sitting right next to me and I have gone far too bashful to say rude things about my past!
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:27, archived)
# Yes I believe
I talked about best routes home and the traffic on the A1.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)
# We had coffee
this afternnon actually, in the gatden after a bottle of wine. I think it was medicinal really, but it was very nice. It also goes well with whiskey and brandy. Oh and it makes great galliano hot-shots too. Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Yeah, coffee and rum is quite luxury as well
at 5:00 in the morning as well. Ooh, got a bit of Andy Williams playing at the moment. How delightful..."You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you.."
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)
# I hope you're not
by yourself. You shouldn't listen to Andy Williams alone - it can make you sad.
Coffe and rum is a great pick-me-up. We drink it when we're skiing to help us keep going.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:53, archived)
# Nah, I'm here with
Tim, Vulga, Boozy Soozie, Monkey Boy and Martin who looks a reasonable amount like Breel
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)
# That's okay then
I used to know a boozy soozie. She was bonkers. I doubt it's the same one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)
# This one is a bit bonkers as well
She was 30 last week and is having a few 'moments' about it this evening. She even suggested that we both get up the duff to make us stop smoking (obviously not by each other). But I am far too young to be ready for that grown-upness.
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)
# That is a bit drastic
You'd have to give up booze too, and smelly cheese, and pate, and runny eggs, and drugs, and having money, and your social life. Apart from that it's a good plan though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:22, archived)
# Sooz and I don't do snotty egg yolks
But giving up cheese for 9 months will probably kill me more than giving up fags. Same as Sooz. Both veggie cheese addicts.
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:30, archived)
# Yeah it's a bugger
and nuts! No nuts. How can that be right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:50, archived)
# Cashews
and pistachios
rule
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:54, archived)
# we would have loved to meet you
and Nicey, there just has to be another, no excuses-even-if-your-in-outer-mongolia b3ta bash, with aeroplanes and coaches and video-links and stuff.
cool.
oops, stellas kicking in.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)
# yeah, we'll do the next one
how is your lovely wife now? Any better? I haven't thrown up for a long time from alcohol - it's well overdue.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)
# she really is VERY ill
on previous occasions, this has been enough to hospitalise her, but after 9 or so years, and nearly dying a couple of times, we thought an operation she had in august would be the last of it.
but, oh, fuck it.
where's me feckin beer?
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)
# I really am sorry
to hear that. I once knew someone who was allergic to alcohol, even if she had it in food she would throw up. Not good. I hope she's better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)
# cheers
perhaps we could all do that fatboy thing in Brigton in the summer?

that would be ultimately cool.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)
# It's
an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Yay!
Andy K and Wangolini came down here at Christmas. Summer here is fecking ace though
(Nacho, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 22:35, archived)
# same place mine is
not next to me:(
(doktored, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)
# i seemed to have missed the camera,
to furtive for it
(doktored, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:15, archived)
# Either that or
camera's are unable to take your picture. Are you a ghosst or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:25, archived)
# i see dead people

i think it needs a narrative
(doktored, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Heh-heh
that's brilliant. I wish I could think of a narrative for it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# hehe
he'll love that!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)