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[challenge entry] British Mars Landing.

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From the Brits In Space challenge. See all 303 entries (closed)

(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Nice mars landing
...but what's particularly British about it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:31, archived)
# it's only British
because it was an excuse for me to repost an old gif.
and erm, because Mars bars are from Britain too.
and so is space.
tenuous at best.
have a smiley to make up for it :)
better?
edit: it's because it's the wrong mars, and Britain is rubbish at being in space, which I think you'll find to be the overwhelming theme of the compo entries, none as subtly done as mine, therefore I claim my winners arran jersey and ketchup.
(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:33, archived)
# ;)




never mind, I was being a cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:38, archived)
# mars are not from britain
they are an american company
(chemicals1234, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:39, archived)
# that
was kinda the point ... it's what we British call "humour"
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:40, archived)
# but i am british
and i did not find anything very funny about it?
(chemicals1234, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Ah
that explains an awful lot about you

Here, have a burberry cap
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Stop being ironic
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Erm
Isn't Mars American?

Edit: likely true for both senses of 'Mars' before long...
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:39, archived)
# China will get there first
Red planet, Yellow planet
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 18:09, archived)
# the
lethargy and lack of enthusiasm!

that's why we're overrun by burberry arse holes!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Was it in Slough?
W/Y
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:31, archived)
# nah I think you will find
that they just landed on a believe bar
(chemicals1234, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:33, archived)
# he he he
I wonder if that advertising campaign made the slightest difference?

btw .. what sort of a world do we live in where _everyone_ knows what a mars bar is ... yet most people are unaware of the great artists, poets and scientists of our time?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:43, archived)
# the silly americans
call mars bars Milky Way dont you know.

well thats what wiki tells me anyway

silly americans
(chemicals1234, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Yeah
we should send them all to a different planet, then make them insite a revolution, and make it look like us getting rid of them was all their idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:49, archived)
# that'll be because you can't buy them in the local newsagents
for 42p.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:57, archived)