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[challenge entry] The zoos would be mighty depressing
as animals would be reciting poetry

repost for emo

From the If Emo Ruled The World challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Pfft
*goes to sleeps* :D
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:09, archived)
# The darkness surrounds me
Like dark curtains made of dark
And the darkness has a name
The darkness is called Kevin
And Kevin the Darkness keeps me up all night with
His incessant chattering
About Hells and Demons and Darkness
And what happened on last nights episode
Of Richard and Judy
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:09, archived)
# man, I read that like it was a song
and I slashed my wrists in time to the music in my head that only I can hear

it was beautiful

*drops onto the floor in a pool of tepid blood*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:10, archived)
# *sniff*
your blood is so beautiful...and now it's ALL DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:12, archived)
# all dead
my poor lifeless fluid
seeping into the dead earth
pouring meals of death into the empty stomachs of worms
rotting from the inside
leaving trails of despair that slowly leak into hell
emaciated fledglings peck pitifully at the writhing meat of the worms sucking the last tears of pain from the former earth dwelling beasts
only to fall from the nest in a broken twisted shape of angry pain of soiled feathers and death
hungry stray cats grab toothlessly with cancerated jaws as they rip the once life filled bird into a scattered carcass
crying silently for it's dead mother all the time resting on the sea of molten urine that flows painfully from their pustulent innards.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Pfft...mot emos don't even know half of those words.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:21, archived)
# cries
':(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:21, archived)
# you know...
when I imagine this with some death metal blast beats and a death grunt, it's not all that bad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:22, archived)
# what sort of voice
coldly detached

or gutteral finnish death thrash?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:24, archived)
# I'd say
gutteral old school florida death metal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:26, archived)
# yay
I could be a wok stah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Yay! more please.
I need a competing poet.
THE DARKNESS OF THE WORLD SURROUNDS ME,
I WENT TO CLIMB A TREE,
AND IT JUST DIDN'T WORK,
MY DAD IS A JURK,
HE TRIED TO HIT ME IN THE FACE,
HE GROUNDED ME FROM MYSPACE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:12, archived)
# How I yearn for the sweet release
From this prison of life
My life is an endless torment of trials and pains
My soul is eaten up by thousands of beasts
My mind is torn to pieces on the spikes of a big old castle somewhere in Scotland
For my parents won't buy me another Xbox 360 game
Until I've tidied my room
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Hahah.
I Look out my window and I see pain,
I have to mow the yard again,
I think I will go get hit by a train,
it is driving me insane,
My parents are really mean,
They wouldn't get me any icecream.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:17, archived)
#
as i sit upon my bed
i scream at the demons inside my head
they tell me i must cut myself
with a blunt old razor from the bathroom shelf
the demons work for mum and dad
if i was dead then they'd be glad
for my death they are smitten
why oh why can't i get a kitten?
(AphexTheMink, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:21, archived)
# I am followed by the darkness it lives inside my head,
and then i goes to lie wiht me inside of my bed,
it tries to touch me because the darkness is a nonce,
I must exape I only have one chonce.
The darkness falls asleep after Eight,
so i say "great"
and I make my escape,
and then the darkness masterbates.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I liked it better
without the obvious last two lines

but I like it all the same...someone should collect all these and publish it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:18, archived)
# That made me crack a wet one
now I got to clean the cat again.

ps I am alone in my despairing dark loneliness of isolation without nobody or nothing except my own lonely despairing isolation.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:14, archived)
# silly panda!
bamboo does not need slicing up before eating...

Woo! (give it 1.3 days before it ends up on internutter.com though)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I stopped checking that website
are they still stealing things from b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:13, archived)
# does a panda slash his wrists in the woods?
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:17, archived)
# the hollow bamboo is like my hollow soul
im enclosed and my myspace account is back in china

woo!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 22:16, archived)