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[challenge entry] never did understand that name

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(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:21, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuurggghh!
so much gross! );
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:22, archived)
# it could have been worse
I did the image search :-)
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Mmm tasty.
'ning all.

What's this I read about gandalf?
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:25, archived)
# NONE SHALL PASS
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:25, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:26, archived)
# That was the black knight.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I thought perhaps
the *whatever it was called* was merely a metaphor for a bowel obstruction.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# WRONG!!!
I'll now never eat biscuits again!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
makes my pasta with carbonara sauce taste extra lovely
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:27, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
carbonara
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:28, archived)
# oooooo yea
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Did you know
that the Delta Aquarids Meteor shower will be visible this Friday night?

*makes butter*
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:28, archived)
# no i did not
is it visible from the Netherlands too? and at what time?

and how do you make butter? sounds like a fun project.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:30, archived)
# in your quadrant
look West around 9:00. Be away from city lights.

For the butter:

Go to the local hardware store. Purchase three rolls of duct tape and some strong rope

Then go to the local gun store and purchase any threatening weapon you can without a three day hold on it.

Rent a car (so as to not draw attention to you) and drive through Northeast Pennsylvania.

Kidnap two or three Amish people and force them to make butter for you.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 20:39, archived)