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# But to be fair
am kinda sure your severn year old isnt half drunk and slightly stoned
edit: just seen your edit *hugs back friends again
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:35, archived)
# and you aren't at college yet, technically making you under-age, right?
more tax payer's pounds at work come september then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:36, archived)
# apart from the stoned bit nope not under age.
Its legal to drink in your home under parental supervision at the age 5. however it was sometime ago i heard this so it might have changed
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:38, archived)
# so you parents are there supervising you and the reefer then, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Y'know I've seen bible bashers who are less uptight about these things...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:40, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ;-)
point taken, I just liked the idea of him not being under age for drinking whilst under parental supervision, and him also admitting he's slightly stoned.
sure beats family games of 'operation' and 'monopoly' I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Try playing operation when stoned
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(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:43, archived)
# I believe that half the trainee NHS Doctors and Surgeons are already performing this technique...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:44, archived)
# very true i always wondered why they were so laid back

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Hehehe, I think I'd probably be amused by it too if my family was remotely normal
Watching your mum and older sister get my hamster stoned for fun when you're 14 and not even blinking kinda desensitizes you. The poor hamster was terminally confused. Kept trying to climb vertical surfaces and was walking at funny angles.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:46, archived)
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# Best part was later discovering that because they don't have sweat glands rodents, dogs, cats and the likes stay stoned for weeks if not months
He was never quite the same afterwards.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:56, archived)
# during student days I used to work in a call centre as a part time 'studenty job'...
one of the girls I worked with - the lovely annabelle - came in distraught
one saturday morning and cried for ages. After quizzing her and paying for endless cups of tea,
she eventually admitted that her younger brother and his mates had nicked her hamster, strapped it into
his remote control airplane and took it for a spin, unfortunately
in the mirth this must have created he lost control, and it smashed into a tree...

although obviously sensitive to her predicament at the time, when I got back home
I went into fits of uncontrollable laughter...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:52, archived)
# *Suppresses giggles*
Poor lil' hamsters lead such hard lives.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# this one was led into a hard tree....
I have got my kitten pissed once, unintentially mind, but it couldn't stand upright on the fence for toffee afterwards....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha, evil is too funny for its own good sometimes
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Alcohol makes cats' brains swell and kills them,
therefore either your kitten was mighty lucky or you are lying.
(MNNNNGGH, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 21:21, archived)
# thank you Guineapiggy
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(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 20:42, archived)