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[challenge entry] Just don't call them Shirley...

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(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)
# I don't think there's a mac version of GTA: Vice City
is there?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Meh, probably not
It would only crash after 5 seconds anyway
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:03, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Macs crash if you run anything on them that requires more memory than a spreadsheet
Or at least my uni Macs do
Almost rendering a 3D model then watching the computer crash just before the end is the most annoying thing ever
/anti-Mac Blog
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:26, archived)
# i'd reply to this but i'm watching TV on my mac.
oh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Well I'm watching
25 hours of Hi-definition Porn whilst listening to a director's commentary
on my PC. Beat that!
Actually watching Doctor Who
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:40, archived)
# 25 hours of real sex with your lady friend giving you a running commentary as and when required?
Shingles?
Sex with inanimate objects?
That fresh kneecap smell?
Po?
Brainrushes from getting up too fast that turn into absurdly vivid daydreams that seem to last longer than they really do?
Those damp patches under the mattress that look like mould but smell of cinnamon rolls?
Disneyland Paris the day after all the kids go back to school?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Dammit! You've beaten me!
I guess Macs really are quite good after all.
I was more of a Tinky Winky man myself
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 2:02, archived)
# are they pissy old imacs runnning OS9 - one of the worst operating systems on the planet
?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Not entirely sure
Maybe OSX. Mind you, I've usually used FormZ for 3D models,
which is by far one of the most fiddly, annoying and buggy programmes ever.
I really like Apple, and Macs would be great if they didn't crash without an explanation and could play my Viddy games.
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:32, archived)