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# Ah-HAH!
Cumberland sausage (x3), free range eggs (x2), half a tin of baked beans and a generous amount of fresh mushrooms fried quickly (and expertly) in a little butter.

Breakfast*. Of. Gods**

Edit: Oh! and fresh coffee made by my own fair hand!!!

* At lunch time
**Me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# you
and sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'm wearing a t-shirt today that says
"Quit playing with it and just eat it"

I'm pretty childish in my humour, is my point.
Please refrain from pointing out my love of sausages, we all know where it's going to end up.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I just imagined sausage instead of lolly, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# hmm...
that's ok, I suppose, but as a lunch monitor you could have spiced it up a little
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I'm an expert sir!
That meal was organised and prepared perfectly, even the slightest variation in detail would have spolied its perfection :o
As a fellow DTF monitor I would expect you to recognise this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# fair enough
despite the lack of toast
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Cor! Cheers Puke
An honour indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Ah but he said breakfast
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)
# eeek
bloody dalek referees!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)
# wot? no toast?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# With those proportions
(my proportions are ample I assure you) it needed none
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *oggles portions*
Yup ... they're good alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)