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# Anyone survive from yesterday?

Today I'm having three turkey sandwiches, a large bowl of Christmas pudding, an assortment of nuts and several orange and lemon jelly slices all washed down with several snowballs and refreshing tea. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)
# yes.
soda bread and egg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
I love soda bread. You should have several pints of Guinness with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Stuff
and that.

Edit: Huzzah! They emailed through the menu just as I posted this. I shall look now and decide what to have for lunch or whether to save all my cash for booze later.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Have food now
and steal money for booze later
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Ah
but if I eat now, the booze won't work as well later.

It's a real dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I haven't had any fucking breakfast yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Have a swear on toast
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# milkyway buttons
and orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# That's not enough!
go get a sandwich and some seabrookes crisps
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Chicken Sandwiches on thick brown bread.
A can of Pepsi Max, A packet of Tomato Wheat-Crunchies.
And a Cadbury caramel 'cake bar'.. Thing..

Oh, and a late installment of Vladimir.
Stay tuned chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
That's nice. Tell Vladimir to have vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Frosted shreddies
(still my breakfast time)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Hurry up and finish them so that
you can have an all day breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# pub time
beer and FAT CHIPS. And maybe a carrot and a mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
Yes, have a marrot too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'm having
1. A tray of mini scotch eggs from M&S that went out of date yesterday.
2. A bag of cashews.
3. An Extra Strong Mint.

I'm healthy, me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Outofdate Schmoutofdate
Ignore them, it means nothing

Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I know
I used ot work in a pie factory back in my student days, we used to have a freezer full of pies with no date stamped on them.

That means they'll last for ever, right?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# no
they won't last AFTER you've eaten them
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Ah-HAH!
Cumberland sausage (x3), free range eggs (x2), half a tin of baked beans and a generous amount of fresh mushrooms fried quickly (and expertly) in a little butter.

Breakfast*. Of. Gods**

Edit: Oh! and fresh coffee made by my own fair hand!!!

* At lunch time
**Me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# you
and sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'm wearing a t-shirt today that says
"Quit playing with it and just eat it"

I'm pretty childish in my humour, is my point.
Please refrain from pointing out my love of sausages, we all know where it's going to end up.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I just imagined sausage instead of lolly, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# hmm...
that's ok, I suppose, but as a lunch monitor you could have spiced it up a little
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I'm an expert sir!
That meal was organised and prepared perfectly, even the slightest variation in detail would have spolied its perfection :o
As a fellow DTF monitor I would expect you to recognise this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# fair enough
despite the lack of toast
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Cor! Cheers Puke
An honour indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Ah but he said breakfast
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)
# eeek
bloody dalek referees!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)
# wot? no toast?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# With those proportions
(my proportions are ample I assure you) it needed none
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *oggles portions*
Yup ... they're good alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Want chips
lots of em
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Then have chips
simple pimple
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw facts, Puke
Today I had a cup of chicken and mushroom soup, some mini cheddars and a bottle of green diet coke. And a little cry cos my best friend has half a day off and has gone home :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# hullo
should I make a badge for our club?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Yay!
Please do and I shall proudly display it in my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hehehe
excellent. It's going on my list then.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# You shouldn't really eat Jesus
with chicken and mushroom soup. Sit there on your own and think about what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# No
these really were mini cheddars, not communion wafers. I checked. Twice!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# ok then
Do you want me to be your best friend for the afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I listened to the Terry and June music in the car this morning and it cheered me up)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# eh?
Terry and who?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)
#
Sardines in tomato sauce, toast, five Chunky Kit Kats, a leg of roast lamb, a potato gratin, 3 blocks of Green & Black's Darkie & Hazelnut choc, a double Balvenie, 2 dry Martinis, a banana milkshake, some choc cake with double cream, and 2 McD cheese burgers. And an apple.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# That should fill you up!
Good show
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Ta, sir.
I may have to leave the apple, though.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Pie Tiem
I've made Moroccan Mutton Tagine Pie.
And I'm having it with Chips

I'm washing it down with a couple of bottles of Adnams Explorer.

It's my Birthday this weekend, so sometime this afternoon I shall be taking myself off to the Bulldog Bash where I shall spend the weekend getting extremely shitfaced.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# oh yes?
perhaps a pint nearby might be in order. I work right on the back of the airfield.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# That would depend largely on the Filth Factor
If they're out en-mass checking everybody's details and generally being a PITA I'll just want to get on site and out of their way.
Otherwise I (well, we - there's a few of us running out there together) usually stop at the New Inn for a beer beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)
# by Clifford Chambers?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Braw!
I hope you used harissa paste in the pie
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Rose Harissa Naturally.
And apricots, limes, raisins and flaked almonds.
And LOTS of Muttons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# An absolutely massive
prawn and marie rose sandwich followed by a cup of coffee and 4 chocolate hob nobs.
(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Muesli
just got out of bed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I'm just finishing
a toasted crusty double fried egg and cheese sarny with helmans mayonaise.
Sorry Dave, not letting that one get cold while I wait for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Dave?
crusty chegg sandwich? Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hey ...
so shouldn't i talk to memes?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# you talk away
ignore him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Thank you ;)
damn ... I want another sarny now ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)
# marmite sandwiches
on invisible crust bread

for i am a pleb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)