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# My sister has a scar on her hand where
I crucified here with a carving fork :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# That wasn't very nice of you
Your name is false advertising...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha wtf? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Arf!
To be fair, she did deserve it! She smacked me on the head with the bowl of a dessert spoon. It was funny though, her hand went into these cool spasms. I missed all of teh tendons though :( Bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
worst I ever did was to electrocute my little bro - I told him to suck the power lead out of the back of that radio!

Ahhh, happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brillogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# *laffs*
Art'noon CB.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# 'noon Doc & Sid
*goes back to work* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# My whole hand is a scar
from a large pan of boiling water.

It smelt like ham
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# kid at school had a pan of water melt him down one shoulder & chest
told him it'd been done delibarately because his mum hated him

probably left worse scars than the boiling :(
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)