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# extra points for using your head
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I have a scar on my foot
from where my nan's iron fell point down on top of it.

*remembers*

:-(
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# There was a brilliant
Crunch sound effect along with it. Too painful to cry or scream, just me stood there looking at my poor mangled foot. Broke two bones, it did.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# and how did they get get get Nana off the roof afterwards?
/alzheimers is a terrible...urm
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# What?!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# just type "what" again
I dare you

I muthafunkin' double dare you
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Breaking bones make a good crunch
I'm good at doing my ankles in - they make quite a satisfying crunch!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I had a scar on my carpet
whre mi missus left it face down.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# my girlfriend has a pair of trouser with an iron mark on them that she wears to work,
I havent told her yet, its too funny watching this Iron mark on her arse trot off to work each day.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# You're going to be in a lot of trouble
I'd tell her now and say you've only jut noticed.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# some day, maybe for her birthday,
anyways, lunch teim! woo!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# BAD MAN.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Get a new girlfriend
not one being felt up by Iron Man on a daily basis
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Ouch.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I have a scar on my foot

when a plate smashed on the floor..and a huge shard pierced it :O
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# My sister has a scar on her hand where
I crucified here with a carving fork :D
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# That wasn't very nice of you
Your name is false advertising...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha wtf? :D
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Arf!
To be fair, she did deserve it! She smacked me on the head with the bowl of a dessert spoon. It was funny though, her hand went into these cool spasms. I missed all of teh tendons though :( Bitch!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
worst I ever did was to electrocute my little bro - I told him to suck the power lead out of the back of that radio!

Ahhh, happy days.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brillogs!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# *laffs*
Art'noon CB.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# 'noon Doc & Sid
*goes back to work* :(
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# My whole hand is a scar
from a large pan of boiling water.

It smelt like ham
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# kid at school had a pan of water melt him down one shoulder & chest
told him it'd been done delibarately because his mum hated him

probably left worse scars than the boiling :(
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# ouch!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# they better watch they don't

run out of steam
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# you're pressing that gag
a bit far
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# well..It creased me up
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# You guys...
...crease me up

EDIT: Gah! Mindpiss!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# hehehe
don't be depressed
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# just steam (ir)on ahead
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Since when has b3ta...
...had an ironing board?


Yeah, I know - that was truly awful. I'm sorry.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# ouch
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha. Have a related pea...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# lol
irony

*cough*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)
# this ^
*laughs*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)