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# can I just point out that shouting

at noobs is not helpful at all. If they've fucked up, tell them how they've fucked up, and how to fix it. THEN tell them to go study the faq.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)
# fuck off n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)
# awww
does someone need a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hug my bream
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ream my bream
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# All the cool kids want to HugTheBream(tm)
Let's HugTheBream(tm) today!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# 3 kilos of breeeeeeeeam
half a bottle of wine, 8 shallots and a lime YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# cor
add a hasselhof and you've got the best party ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I like to watch my wife REDUCE
every single drop of her cooking JUICE.......



Bream in cream, oh bream in cream
the bream is nutricious and the cream is delicious yes..
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)
# but the faq tells all!
so they should read a faq ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# not if they don't know what the fuck they're being lynched for
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)
# but that's the modern way
you don't tell them what they did, you just shitcan them without trial

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# oh dear
am I getting soft in my old age?
It's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# well
most people manage to work out what they do when they do anything, some use common sense, others lurk a while to get the feel, others read the faq then post an innocuous little picture of a flower with a smiley face they did in paint

and others dive the fuck in and everyone is an asshole and why don't they accept that me me me me me me me me me me

so I have no sympathy really unless people are being deliberately nasty to someone who clearly isn't taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)
# hmmmm
true- and there's always a mixture of responses- from the outright helpful to the downright rude. Just can't see why some people have to be such assholes.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)
# personally
I blame the scapegoats

it's their fault, they cause this mess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# You're right, it doesn't help
because on the whole the ones who fuck up don't actually bother reading any of the replies to their borked posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^
bingo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# uh huh

If you have something to say to me then have the balls and say it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)
# I have your balls
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# 'lo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)
# well obviously you're a twunt,
but this isn't about you.
Go stroke your ego
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)
# go bite ma dick

and you know fine well this is directed at me ya muppet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *picks up tweezers*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# your originality and sharp wit astounds me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)
# it is directed at all board nazis
but your personal "issues" make you believe it's about you.
Did you hear that? the radiator just called you a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)
# grow some balls

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)
# chillun
you're making /talk look reasonable
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# haha 'ello :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)
# so you can feel them slapping into your chin?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)
# again with that sharp wit
another classic over used response...

I guess it's better than the 'your mama' one that you deleted

you really are struggling
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)
# troll
*clicks ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)
# aaaw I win! :)

bye now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Hands you the Prize Pie
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)
# board nazis a largely a joke you fucking idiot
there's nothing to rebel against, just laugh at it and do your thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)
# I like you in a special way, Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *hugs* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I love you
but for all the wrong dirty reasons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)
# why can't I give you up?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)
# because I'm smeared in chipfat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *slides down tangoham's arm* he is you know
wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)
# helps me slip in and out
of the various crevices
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)
# sexy sexy chip fat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)
# hewn from the sexiest of farmyard animals
on a stick
over heat

dribbling into a large rusty bucket
all the time, watched over by delia smith, as she plucks live chickens sky high on crack cocain while wrestling a pygmy in a vat of lsd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:00, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:07, archived)