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[challenge entry] ...and for God's sake....
...don't step on the cracks in the pavement.


From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# haha! top!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# hee hee, her expression says it all
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# HA HA HA
I like that, very original (still, not enough rapid fire carrot)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Dear Zedsmith
rapid fire carrots are all out of stock.
Try shoving one up your arse and firing it out.

Love Horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# awww bless
thank you for checking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ahhh
I knew I'd infect all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# crabs?
ah no ... on closer inspection they seem to be lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Like you've never
had crabs ... and cultivated them into a small farm in an attempt to take over the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# haahaha brill' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Yes!
These need to actually be made. Seriously.
(tehjess, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)