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[challenge entry] Jebus christ I'm going to be arrested and 'disappear'




'They'll shoot me in the back of the head! They'll shoot me in the back and I won't care!' - George Orwell 1984.

Phar

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(Pharsalus, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:55, archived)
# "For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB" - FAQ, 2006
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:56, archived)
# oof
*checks file size*
*Joins SS*
218KB!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# HEIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Klop!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# good moaning........
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# I was pissing by the door when I 'eard two shits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Oh,
'ere comes ze fool 'oo sinks he can speak our language!

(I shall hoot like an eel.)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
# thing is, lots of people think this,
yet nothing is done or said.

maybe people do 'dissapear'...
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Lard Girly of Venereal Disease disappeared
so it's not all bad news!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)
# heck yes,
that sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# yeah man
fucking speed cameras
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# erm
possible humour/politics imbalance there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:58, archived)
# I'd like to know who Mendez is as well....
I thought it was Jean Charles de Menezes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# he's a firefighter that died on 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)
# God I love google :-)
thats a pretty far reaching nanny state we have here in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Google?
I just happened to know

but don't confuse him with Chalres E Mendez - the president of the Mendez Foundation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# arf
only not particularly funny.

at least he didnt put Menzies Campbell.........

/goes back to /talk in search of hummus, really should get some and get photoshop going again shouldnt i ?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I would, or we're not gonna know who you are at the Norwich Bash ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I've yet to attend a bash
but Norwich is soooooo far away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)
# no its isn't.....
/compared to america, say....

but then, whats a few miles compared to stepping back in time 30 years
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# ha ha
I went on a boating hol around your parts when I was a nipper

it was 30 years behind then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# ha ha ha, sadly, I know what you mean....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Oxford
this Saturday, Chequers Inn.

you'll be fine so long as you don't have a problem with Mykeyboy (who isnt actually a cunt in real life....)
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I heard you have 3 heads!
and teeth like icicles

is it true?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# One head
fourskin
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# aha
well, my obvious yellow tshirt makes that obvious. Still not sure if i can make it, as i'm going back to uni around that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# you MUST make it, the present mrs. architect wants me to ply you with drinks until you agree to get richard hammond's autograph for her...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I have Maggie Philbin's autograph if you want a photocopy
it's in my profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:14, archived)
# ha
ive so far resisted the temptation to abuse the fact that i know him and do that
is she sure she doesnt want Mr Tickle's he will sign stuff without being asked.....

although i have done a "hollywood" and got his mobile number in my phone under another name :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, namedropper ;-)
i wont be telling the present mrs architect that pearl of wisdom, I'll never hear the end of it....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)
# are you a real Braniac then?
do you get to fondle Doris, Joyce and the others

*suddenly attentive*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Myang Li all the way, mate....
/or Rachel Grant as she likes to be known
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)
# with her floating fruit
*jumps in chair*

you know lots!!!

to Google Images driver and don't spare the horses!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)
# mind you, charlotte hudson ain't bad either....
I only watch it for the microwaves though....
/at least, thats what i tell the present mrs. architect
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# now you've done it
..........................................
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:24, archived)
# as an answer to your question
i am in the Oxford Stunt Factory (.com) who provide tech support for that sort of program. I'm big on explosions and gravity based stuff (9.814(m/s)/s and all that). The production company that makes Brainiac uses us for that sort of stuff, and i'm one of the default choices. Look for people in orange jumpsuits in the background, thats us!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)
# answer the other question
about the fondling :)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:27, archived)
# don't mistype Ming Li.....


*(shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)
# *searches*
OH MY GODS

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)
# aw
this is sad, it's some bird Rachel Grant. :(
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# I think that's the only british show
that we have here in the States on Network TV
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)
# really?
bet every time a microwave explodes on tv over there you go to defcon 5 ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)
# hahahaha
well, they tried Dr. Who, but i guess not enough Americans got the British Humour.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)
# It's humourous?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)
# that's what they said,
when they cancelled it.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)
# it is to kids I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:28, archived)
# exactly!
another case of mistaken identity
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Oh shit....
Ok folks, got it wrong. It's Jean Charles de Menezes, not Jean Mendez. Sorry.
(Pharsalus, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Bigger and less informed!
The sad thing is I think you actually believe you'll be abducted by secret police for this.

Maybe the board nazis will get you though
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)