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[challenge entry] After the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes
all Police officers were provided with a new standard issue wallet insert;

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:24, archived)
# Yeah
you can't say they lying about all day on their elbows doing sweet FA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:24, archived)
# Dear riverghost,
Give me a subject and I'll write a story about it.
love,
DYSELXIA
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:35, archived)
# I woke up and put my favourite record on
dropping the needle carefully I let out a sneeze
my hand flew away at 90 degrees~
I dug a trench in Sly and the Family's
There's a Riot Going On
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:08, archived)
# I was listening to my ipod
and the ipod selected for me
a mystery song which grabbed my ears
and spat inside
I tried to make a playlist on the go
but all I made was it wet while I peed
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:12, archived)
# I grabbed my walkman and ran outside
it had been years since I had heard that tape
it was Russ Abbot singing the Village people
I set a record time on that run.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)
# 'Ning all
I cannot believe I am at work on a fucking Saturday. Not that anyone's going to call in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I would call in
but only if there is food involved?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# There's no food
But I couldn't have called in- it's my day to cover. Pfft. At least I have my mate Kev with me, who's a trekkie, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:22, archived)
# amuse yourself (and your trekkie mate)
by shouting KHAAAN! at the top of your voice!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)
# I can't think of a better suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# ^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Ooooh, can't even do that
We've got our outbound team making calls at the other end of the office.

*sulks* frigging work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning
you should play Khan 'bogies' then - start quiet and see how loud you can get saying KHAAAAN! before you get glared at!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:34, archived)
# I'm meant to be
A pillar of virtue here, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah but it's Saturday!
I currently have the Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show on LOUD - loud enough so I can't hear myself singing along to it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaha
do they issue them to civvies as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Ornithology
That is a goosander. Just in case there is any confusion goosanders make this noise:

www.birding.dk/galleri/stemmermp3/Mergus%20merganser%201.mp3
(soapyti twank, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)
# DUUUUUUDE! NO WAY!
Also, I''ve changed the picture in my profile at least five times now in this same hour.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:43, archived)
# hehehehehe
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# Pfft,
Sometimes I could probably do with one of those.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Couldn't we all!
y'alrighty Miss. Not said hi for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Herro,
I'm fine ta, although a little parky, where has the summer gone? How are you? *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:16, archived)
# It is a bit chilly today isn't it?
and here's me of to the seaside tomorrow! :o

I'm stuck at work crunching numbers, so I keep looking at this to stop my eyes bleeding! Although working on Saturday does allow for the LOUD music in the office :D

I see you had a good time with a couple of sexy-bitch b3tans at Global-do-dah-wotsit too.

*purrs due to strokeage*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:33, archived)